The Cheapest Diet Possible: Anorexia
Can you even go a day without hearing or seeing some advertisement for the newest weight loss solution? A bottle of diet pills, only $59.99! Or maybe a month’s supply of food - $319.99! How about that new ab machine you saw on the infomercial? Three easy payments of only $29.99! Or the new gym membership, only $39.99 a month!
Well, these are all great ways to lose weight, but their effectiveness is always questionable. And at what cost? Why is it costing you money to lose something! This just doesn’t make sense to me.
I have discovered a proven diet that not only helps you lose weight, but also save money! It has been around for years, with a great track record for unparalleled weight loss. It is called Anorexia. This is such a powerful system, it is even considered by some to be a disease!
What is best about this system is that you are not only eliminating your excess weight, you are eliminating some additional personal expenses such as food. There are no start up costs (unless you want to send me a donation for filling you in on this secret), no memberships and no hidden fees.
Common side effects include extreme weight loss, lower body mass index, increased exercise. Other side effects include death, stunted growth, impotence, slow heart rate, hair loss, zinc deficiency, tooth decay, constipation, dry skin/lips, headaches, obsessive compulsive disorder, low self-esteem, mood swings, fainting, suicidal thoughts, malnutrition, and many other health complications.
Starting this diet is as simple as stopping. Stopping all that eating you are doing and start enjoying results!
